The Bank Robber

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”

Cinderblock Recipe

Ingredients:

  • Cinderblock

Serving Size

  • 1 Cinderblock

Recommended Uses

  • Cinderblock wall, Cinderblock planter bed, Cinderblock desk legs, Cinderblock doorstop, Cinderblock gumbo

Not for use in

  • Cinderblock Anvil, Cinderblock Winerack, Cinderblock Crib, Cinderblock Persuasion Device, Cinderblock Legos

Parting remarks

  • Its a cinderblock. Its solid if you pour concrete in it. It cracks if you hit it too hard with a hammer, just like all cinderblocks do. If you have never used a cinderblock before, I highly recommend trying this product.

10 Reasons Men Favor Handguns Over Women

  1. You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22s.
  2. You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you’re on the road.
  3. If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
  4. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
  5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  6. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
  7. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
  8. A handgun doesn’t ask, “do these new grips make me look fat?”
  9. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
  10. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.