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Poetry

The Worst Dairy Queen Blizzard Flavor

When I see Gumbo I cannot resist. Chicken, shrimp, sausage or even all of this. Make it spicy or make it sweet. But don’t you dare forget the meat! Now if you

  • Jonathan E. Ross
    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings

Like everyone, appearing smart in meetings is my top priority. Here are my ten favorite tricks to quickly appear smart during meetings. 1. Draw a Venn diagram Getting up and drawing a Venn

  • Jonathan E. Ross
    Jonathan E. Ross
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What She Said

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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Pterodactyl Bathroom Joke

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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The Cookie Fitness Program

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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Programming is Like Writing a Book

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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GIT The Princess

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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A UNIX Christmas Song

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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Don't Hate PHP

I think the reason why people hate PHP is because its very versatile. You can write code any which way you want and it will work every time at least part of the

  • Jonathan E. Ross
    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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The Never Ending Curly Bracket War

Apparently some programmers get pretty pissed off about this. I say whatever makes your brackets curly, go with it. Just be consistent about it and don't go around changing someones code. Remember: Last

  • Jonathan E. Ross
    Jonathan E. Ross
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QA Engineers

QA Engineers are special people. They don't think how normal people think, let alone programmers.

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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Infinite Ninja Battle

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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The Best Peter Griffin Fart Videos

Peter Timing his Farts to Thunder Storms Peter Craps his Pants Peter Hides his Farts

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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CSS Jokes

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    Jonathan E. Ross
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Word Origin - Politics

The word politics comes from the word "poly" which means "many" and ticks which are blood-sucking parasites.

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    Jonathan E. Ross
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Music

Music As Code

One of the greatest songs ever, written as code. Can you guess the song?

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    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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The Bank Robber

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: “Did you see me rob this bank?

  • Jonathan E. Ross
    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
Jokes

Cinderblock Recipe

Ingredients: * Cinderblock Serving Size * 1 Cinderblock Recommended Uses * Cinderblock wall, Cinderblock planter bed, Cinderblock desk legs, Cinderblock doorstop, Cinderblock gumbo Not for use in * Cinderblock Anvil, Cinderblock Winerack, Cinderblock Crib, Cinderblock Persuasion Device,

  • Jonathan E. Ross
    Jonathan E. Ross
1 min read
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10 Reasons Men Favor Handguns Over Women

1. You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22s. 2. You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you’re on the road. 3. If you admire

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    Jonathan E. Ross
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