I think the reason why people hate PHP is because its very versatile. You can write code any which way you want and it will work every time at least part of the time. Or, maybe we just think everyone else's code is just crap.
QA Engineers are special people. They don't think how normal people think, let alone programmers.
Apparently some programmers get pretty pissed off about this.
I say whatever makes your brackets curly, go with it. Just be consistent about it and don't go around changing someones code.
Remember: Last one to touch it gets blamed for all the bugs!
There is no excuse ever to use Java. Unless its a beverage.
One of the greatest songs ever, written as code. Can you guess the song?