1. You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22s.
  2. You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you’re on the road.
  3. If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
  4. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
  5. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  6. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
  7. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
  8. A handgun doesn’t ask, “do these new grips make me look fat?”
  9. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
  10. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.