Don't Hate PHP

I think the reason why people hate PHP is because its very versatile. You can write code any which way you want and it will work every time at least part of the time. Or, maybe we just think everyone else's code is just crap.

QA Engineers

QA Engineers are special people. They don't think how normal people think, let alone programmers.

The Never Ending Curly Bracket War

Apparently some programmers get pretty pissed off about this.

I say whatever makes your brackets curly, go with it. Just be consistent about it and don't go around changing someones code.

Remember: Last one to touch it gets blamed for all the bugs!