- You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22s.
- You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you’re on the road.
- If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
- Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
- A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
- A handgun doesn’t ask, “do these new grips make me look fat?”
- A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
- You can buy a silencer for a handgun.